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A Stack of Paper a Few Inches From the Shredder

Hmmm, what’s that humming sound? I could swear that it was perfectly quiet in here before I dozed off. Maybe I’m being a bit overdramatic, or have hyperhearing right now. Wouldn’t that be cool if I had a superpower that allowed me to have supersonic hearing? I could get all the information from any source. I could even have a superhero name like UberStack or something cool like that. But I would also have to try to obtain some other powers because, how would I get araound? I just sit here all day in this box and nothing happens. Sure a few new pieces show up from time to time but they always seem so sad and sullen — its like they know something that I don’t. It’s weird really.

(Moments Pass)

Now wht was I thinking about super powers?? Oh right, that strange humming, buzzing sound. I think its getting louder. Or maybe my superhearing is kicking in…. No, its definitley getting louder. And, hey what happened to C stack it was just over there. Wait – and B stack? What is going on here? Oh, I’m being moved up to a higher shelf this is awesome – I’ll really hear some good stuff now!

What. Is. That???? Ohhhhhhh what is happening to to the rest of my stackmates? What is that shrill sound? Why is it getting faster? Why am I getting closer to it? Why am I being picked up and handled this way? WHY is that noise SOOO loud? WHAT are those things whirring inside that box? W    a    i    t   N   oo      o      o      o   o